

Physically they're all very red and very, very tomatoid, especially when dead.

Trees, walls houses, cows, MacDonalds - they're not fussy - and, of course, they have a special place in their hearts for serving boys made good. Your enemy comprises mobs of starving monsters whose only desire in life is to eat and. You begin dilligently implementing your tasks, putting your vegetable empire on the back burner - but it seems that every time you get some money in the coffers, either the goddamm Chancellor takes it or, more often than not, you have to spend it on defences and improvements to keep the horde out. Just when you thought that you'd be out every night supping ale with the rest of the "Sirs", you discover that you've been ordered to sort out several weighty matters including taxes, protection of the yokels and general improvement of the village. You have been nominated Guardian of the Peace and it's your duty to keep a watchful eye over the yokels in your new village. The down side of turning from a kitchen boy into a sword-toting Lancelot look-alike is that you have to take on a wealth of new responsibilities. Mr Maelor will stop at nothing to kill off King Winthrop and since you, as Chauncey, are the King's new favourite, your days, quite frankly, are numbered. heh heh heh heeeeeh (that's how he laughs), whose heart is set on ruling the country. But then, of course, we wouldn't have a game.Ĭue the entrance of Kronos Maelor, the Evil High Chancellor. You'd think that life would now be a bed of roses for the old devil, given his new ability to plant row upon row of strangely shaped vegetables in his own fields. For this supreme act of bravery, Chauncey received a knighthood and vast tracts of land. One day, there he was, general dogsbody and turnip connoisseur the next, he'd joined the ranks of the landed gentry merely because he'd prevented the King from choking on a turkey bone. In fact, Chauncey himself is really a sort of Baldrick made good. He did not inherit his peerage from a long line of blue-blooded toffs, nor did he rescue some poor damsel from a dragon or manage to destroy the whole fabric of the British economy. It requires you plan how to barricade your defenses (don’t just build and upgrade everything you can in a random order) and plan your attacks carefully (just sending every soldier you have won’t cut it) in order to win every battle and make your Chieftain- THE CHIEFTAIN.Sir Chauncey The Brave is not a knight who acquired his title through the usual channels. OrcAge is simple and easy to play, this game is a combination of strategy, magic and some funny jokes. Raise, upgrade and defend your very own horde army! Use strategy and command your army of angry orcs to attack your enemies (or friends) and battle your way to glory in the Age of Orcs!
